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Tennis or Penis? Tennis or Penis?

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Weak Effort

This game was so easy, stupidly easy and to be fair, it's very obvious it's an ad campaign for your and other porn websites. Such little effort was used. For example, the sounds, if it's follow by the sound of a tennis racket hitting a ball, it's probably tennis and not penis.



Escape from thy dungeon. Escape from thy dungeon.

Rated 1 / 5 stars

This isn't really your game is it...

This is a tutorial found on flashkit. You've ust modifyed a couple of aspects such as the death animation (Which is lazy) and the glow around the enemies, you basically only changed the title.



Medivoid Medivoid

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very nicely done.

Very cool game, I liked it's simplicity. Check my level, Forbidding Forest.

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Snape Dress Up Snape Dress Up

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really well done.

However why did you make it "Snape". I know you did that to bring in views, fair enough but that game had a nice edge, the drawing style, like the fat dumpy feet i liked, you did'nt need a "Harry Potter" edge, furthermore, "Harry Potter" sucks! If you quick you can delete it and re-submit it with a better angle :)



Ganon's Invaders DX Ganon's Invaders DX

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Terrible

It's funny in a way. Your bithcing about it being "MY game"! yet your only taking credit for something rubbish. Honestly, Space Invaders rip-offs are always going to crap unless you add something new and interesting such as power-ups or a new angle such as double characters to shoot with, everyone goes on about power-ups but they help. The music does stop, the characters look boring and hardly a challenge i want to kill! and the bases just looked, half-assed. All you've really done is added some Flash scripting to the sprites you were using in Gamemaker or similar piece of online free-ware. Next time make these changes and it'll be worthy of it's "Decent" scores.


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Chain Reaction Game Demo Chain Reaction Game Demo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Your right it is addictive!

I enjoyed it, my best was 499, i reckon' that ain't too good, lol.



HostageHunter HostageHunter

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well put together game!

That showed some real quality, the controls were a little hard to get used to and the guns had the same sound! But other than minor stuff it was quite good.



dodge game dodge game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good fun, i guess.

It was quite good fun although you could have taken more time over making it look better, and a big thing that would have been great is if choosing music its best to have music without lyrics, they don't usually match a game or film and may not be people taste, try some monotinous Techno or ambient next time :)


GameFreak89 responds:

ok thanks for the advice, ill b putting better graphics in the next game and maybe ill put a techno song in (but i HATE techno)


Super Mario Revived Super Mario Revived

Rated 1 / 5 stars

You a pretensious loser

That game was "ever so hard" as the boss level with the flying tortois shells was hard, but poorly done, to save on your own sweet time you added flying tortois shells. Also there were major glitches as you or the person you stole the sprites off did'nt draw them well enough because i foudn you could die without touching something, the swinging spike balls were really bad for that. True the black thing would'nt die and even started to re-spawn when i tried to kill one. I reckon' you should try something else, like cooking or gardening.


Sinterkaas responds:

read the fucking review, I wasn't the one calling this hard, others were, does that make me a pretentsious loser?


Field Command Field Command

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant

What a breath of fresh air, truely inspirational, soo much so i might do my own version and give you some mention in the credits, Muhahahaha, then again I'm not that good at Flash and have no knowledge of Java or Actionscript, so your safe for now. Excellent work though, do more with many levels and more soldiers and extra's!